mantonelli 

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.

"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"

mantonelli by drewcus September 22, 2012

Manboner 

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

Manboner by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

Manzongas 

Large breasts, similar to gozongas, but unattractive...and on a man.

Hey, look at Carlson's manzongas! They look just like gozongas but super nasty!

Manzongas by Companion December 11, 2010

manoney 

a small person. usually female. cool as shit, until you piss her off. likes tool. likes zoolander.

everything manoney loves dies.

manoney by amanda hardcore July 18, 2008

Mansoned

When you are completely blazed out of your mind, most often after smoking Spice herbal blend.

Dude that new blend got me so mansoned last night, that i lost my keys and my wallet

Look at your puffy red eyes dude, you're completely mansoned right now.

Mansoned by NPB Chillin November 24, 2009

malzone 

A malzone is a word used to describe a close friend, someone that can be trusted, and a generally upstanding member of society.

Michael is a real malzone. I would trust him.

malzone by Malzone November 6, 2023

mazzone

the most amazing last name you will ever encounter.
all of the mazzones are flawless and people need to bow down, if you don't your just a loser lolol

person: did you hear about what the mazzones did?
antoher person: why yes! there so famous and good looking

mazzone by shhhimsecret January 14, 2008