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madder than a mole

An old saying from midwest farm country. "I'm madder than a mole who can't fill his hole!"
"You see Jeff stub his toe? He was madder than a mole who can't fill his hole!"
madder than a mole by GB_Pack4 February 24, 2014

Madder than hell 

Like Mad as hell, except it usually holds more meaning as well as more emotion. It is a phrase usually found in the southern United States.
She cheated on me and I'm madder than hell!

Madder than a wet hen 

Used in common phrases by rednecks/ white trash. It means to be madder than a wet hen, and when a hen gets wet; it gets really mad. The term cannot be said the way it looks though. You have to break it up all redneck like. Such as the example.
Jim: Whats up buddy?

You: Man, im madderd n a wet hen! (madder than a wet hen)

madder than a box of cats 

This is a commonly used phase when describing a "very angry" person or person acting in a "crazy manner".
For example My boss was madder than a box of cats when he didn't get his monthly report on time

or My mum was madder than a box of cats with my dad on Friday.

madder than a baptist in a brothel 

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.
(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!

dothun madder 

A way to say 'It doesn't matter' in the manner of the wrestler and actor, 'The Rock'. Said in a deep and slighly aggressive tone. Dothun madder can be used as a more polite form of 'shut up'.
John: "So do you have the anal bondage?"

Jim: "What? Anal bondage what are you...?"

John: Uh-0h wrong person, dothun madder!"
dothun madder by Phaidan October 25, 2006