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cyber-lynching 

The takedown of a person or peoples by a group of other people via social website. Usually involving ex-boyfriends, cheaters, liars and whores getting a bashing of their email inbox by the flood of hate they recieve. The equivalent of a lynching mob, but, unlike IRL, no physical damage is inflicted. Usually occurs on Facebook ('status wars') or Bebo.
WE TOTALLY GAVE LIAM A CYBER-LYNCHING!
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Butthole Lynching 

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
Butthole Lynching by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006

Aesthetic Lynching 

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U. in an essay on subtleties of racism c.2016.

To assert prejudice against someone solely based upon his/her outward appearance or physical characteristics.

A form of sneak racism. However, it can often times exist amongst a people or group of individuals belonging to the same race, class, or religion.

Formally identified as SASAV-POSM (Sensory Anxiety due Societal Abased Value / Prejudice Of the Subconscious values Meter), it is one of the few scientifically proven (see Meeri Kim fear-gene mice studies) non organism based communicable diseases transmitted through NVC.
"They didn't hire her because of the dreadlocks!? That's Aesthetic Lynching!"

Meg Lynching 

the act of being lynched by the penis, scrotum, dick, cock or pubical sack.
1)We tried to Meg lynch that negro but he was able to touch the ground.
2) The cops caught him Meg Lynching a poodle.
Meg Lynching by ssmydick August 20, 2009

penis lynching 

When you are about to cum and you grip right under the head of your penis as to not let anything come out. It's painful yet satisfying.
Oh my God dude, last night she gave me a penis lynching! It hurt like a son of a bitch, but I would totally do it again!

dick lynching 

Right before cumming squeeze the head of the penis as to not allow anything to come out.
That girl last night gave me a dick lynching. It hurt like hell but was totally worth it!

Self Lynching 

An unbelievable projected image of self-martyrdom by someone clinging to their position of power. A person who is being hounded by a pack of whistleblowers, and who desperately needs to elicit sympathy from their fanatical, conspiracy believing, racist supporters who need a shred of evidence to activate their support.
All Republicans must remember what they are witnessing here - a Self Lynching.
Self Lynching by mlhiss October 22, 2019