Looning
Looning by a&slifestories January 8, 2019
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Looning
taking a mans foreskin and stretching it over the tip of your own penis. you can choose to piss in it, stretching it out like a balloon.
Looning by stinkybean May 7, 2025
looning
taking a full balloon (preferably oxygen, but helium works too), and putting it over the dick hole. then, after it's secure you monkey fist the balloon hard to push the air inside.
looning by ijuswokeupwitaboner December 2, 2025
looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami
The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.
"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."
or
"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"
or
"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"
looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013
good looking
adj. The vastly optimistic assessment your friends use to describe the blind date they've arranged for you.
good looking by lugnutwrench August 10, 2008
Looking for Boston Market
A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
Looking for Boston Market by Meatfish January 17, 2014