Lizzard Teats 

Blizzard Treats at Dairy Queen

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"

Lizzard Teats by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009

Lizzard Sniffer 

person who likes to smell reptile like penis

I got the herpes and now all these lizzard sniffers are after me!

Lizzard Sniffer by the junk puncher April 30, 2009

lizzard man 

The Way You Feel Before Coming. It is also often used When You feel Turned On By Bald Men with tatoos on their heads.

Yeah, I wanna come, whooooo im the lizzard man, lets do the matrix.

lizzard man by Oli Sykes May 1, 2008

lizzard back 

The seam along the backside/bottom of one's scrotem.

That sloot licked me from my butthole to the dick end of my blizzard back.

lizzard back by Lt Humperstuck December 8, 2015

Lizzard Balls 

When one uses a vasectomy appointment as an excuse to get out of obligations multiple times in a short period. They seem to keep growing back, similar to a lizard re-growing extremities.

He must have Lizzard Balls, this is his third vasectomy in two months.

Lizzard Balls by deaddeadsjjjdfu May 19, 2019

Izzgaard Lizzard

A once famous and classically beautiful Scandinavian rockstar rabbit who wound up retiring to the fine city of Seaside, California to live out her final joyous days with her adoring and attentive lagomorph lover, Mad Max who is a talented and prolific poet.

Izzgaard Lizzard knew how to age gracefully, she gave up performing at just the right time in her career, becoming simply “Izzy” while focusing on what mattered most to her: true love!

Izzgaard Lizzard by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

lot lizzard 

truckstop hooker

lot lizzard by Anonymous January 31, 2002