Leaving the faucet on 

The female equivalent of blue balls

Did you and jack get it on last night?
Yeah, he got his rocks off but he keeps leaving the faucet on so I have to finish myself off

Leaving the faucet on by PizzaCat November 8, 2014

Leaving Neverland 

"Leaving Neverland" is a 2019 "documentary" which attempts to cover the alleged "abuse" by Michael Jackson on Wade Robson and James Safechuck, two men who defended the King Of Pop during cases. The film is an obvious form of defamation, but as Michael Jackson is no longer alive, it is not seen that way. #mjinnocent

"Did you know Michael Jackson was a pedophile?"
"...What did you do, watch 'Leaving Neverland'?

Leaving Neverland by L33um March 7, 2019

Leaving No Stone Unturned

Literally, it means you have turned over and looked beneath every possible stone. Idiomatically, it means you've looked everywhere you could and have done everything you could to try to solve some problem.

Dev: Didn't you find my book yet?
Ted: Believe me, I've left no stone unturned and did't find it.

("Leaving No Stone Unturned" example)

Leaving No Stone Unturned by AgentFire October 3, 2010

Leaving The EU 

Where the Uk Actually from the EU leaves for the better. If we have another referendum, it would make Gb a hellhole.The fact that GB wanted to leave shows that they weren’t happy.

‘We better be LEAVING THE EU soon... it’s giving me a headache’

‘I don’t want to LEAVE THE EU :(‘

Leaving The EU by SantinoEspinada March 13, 2019

Leaving your gum downtown 

Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.

911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?"

Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???"

911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."

Leaving your gum downtown by cayrez November 1, 2009

Leaving the seat up on the TiVo 

To leave the TV on a channel that annoys someone else in the house when turning off the TV.

I get SO mad when I see the Lifetime network everytime I turn the tv on. I started Leaving the seat up on the TiVo and changing the channel to NFL Network before I turn the TV off.

Leaving the seat up on the TiVo by NCdubmixer February 24, 2011

Leaving Them To Soak 

When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them.

When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.

Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day

Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"

Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"

Leaving Them To Soak by mrperson123 August 11, 2017