lansing catholic high school 

Lansing catholic high school is a school where seniors send nudes to freshmen, kids shit on walls, and the entire staff is racist/homophobic. This school should be turned into a strip club. Oh, can’t forget that it cost 10k a year to send your kid there while the school is made up of 4 halls.

David: oh that person is racist, they must go to Lansing catholic high school

Lizzie: look at that 67 year old texting a freshmen, he totally went to Lansing catholic high school

lansing catholic high school by Ben Dover Gabe Itch June 11, 2019

East Lansing 

A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.

Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?

East Lansing by lolredwings April 25, 2011

East Lansing Neapolitan

This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.

John gave Jane the ol' East Lansing Neapolitan last night.

East Lansing Neapolitan by TaintStain May 8, 2008

tongue-lashing 

If someone gives you a tongue-lashing, they shout at you or criticize you in a very forceful way.

After a cruel tongue-lashing, he threw the girl out of the group.

tongue-lashing by LeonardusBR October 9, 2008

Beast Lansing 

The home of the Michigan State Spartans.

I'm comin' at ya, Beast Lansing, ready or not.

Beast Lansing by DetroitWrestling September 2, 2016

East Lansing 

1) An awesome city in the state of Michigan, home of Michigan State University, one of the coolest colleges in the country.

2) A place where if you live there for at least 10 years you're automatically awesome.

1) "I go to Michigan State, which is in East Lansing, MI."
"Oh that's great. I've heard that's a really cool college!"

2) Mina and Young: "We're from East Lansing."
Mina: "I lived there for about 16 years before moving."
Young: "I've been living here for about 12 years."
"Omg, you guys must be really awesome people. I officially worship the ground you two walk on now!"

East Lansing by 100% pure michigan July 25, 2009

lansing's mom 

A mother with incredible vaginal fortitude.

That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.

lansing's mom by Rustie Shackleford June 5, 2011