1. To be caught masturbating, then laughed at by your
mother.
2. To be foolish enough to tell everyone you know that your
mother laughs at you when you touch yourself and look at "pornd".
3. To remember to lock all doors and turn off your phone prior to self-gratification.
4. Strange refrence to a happysock covered in ants, but thats just wrong.
Named after some poor soul who made the mistake of telling this story to his guild in
WoW.
1. Yeah I was taking
care of myself when mom walked in on me, I was so larbyed.
2. What? You
mean he told you that he likes sex with animals? What a larby.
3. Cant forget to larby the house before I watch the
new porn.