LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace. Based on the teachings of Joseph LaPorta.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

LaPortaism by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022

LaPorte 

The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.

I live in LaPorte and really want to move away

LaPorte by Amy L McG October 18, 2008

LaPorta

The word LaPorta is the definition of perfection. The ability to do everything the correct way or even above perfection.

Daniel's cooking makes my body feel things i have never felt befor, its so LaPorta.

LaPorta by Egla Martinez April 29, 2008

Laporta Slap 

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

Laporta Slap by Verostoria January 21, 2022

Pierre Laporte Middle School 

A shithole school. lotta hoes.

Pierre Laporte Middle School is Stupid with the dress code and shit

Pierre Laporte Middle School by Atreyu_6ix April 12, 2019

laporte minnesota 

a small hicktown in minnesota.

rednecks galore.

you will find the people usually sitting around a bonfire smoking and drinking beer.

the partys in laporte are crazy.

country music is what you'll hear on the radios.

alcoholics are everywhere.

8 churches and 3 liquor stores and 1 school.

weed is the drug to be found.

lets get smoked up! (=

laporte minnesota has 145 people for population but they're crazy!

laporte minnesota by blehhhh. January 7, 2010

LaPorte, IN

1. (Noun) LaPorte is a shithole located in the state of Indiana. It is located at 41°36′33″N, 86°43′3″W.
2. (Adjective) LaPorte can be used to describe a horrible, uninhabitable, place.

"La Porte" is French for "The Door", in this case, the door to Hell.

1. "Dude, I just left LaPorte, IN. Thank God I got out before I turned 21, or I would have been trapped there forever."

2. "Jesus Christ! This place is a mess! What a LaPorte..."

LaPorte, IN by phroot October 11, 2008