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sri lankan 

a race of many different peoples from sri lanka, including tamils, sinhalese, malays, burghers, moors and mamans.
"antie antie esprite ekak!"
sri lankan by carlie November 12, 2003

Sri Lankan cricket team

Something that used to be good, but due to a combination of shoddy planning, dumb bad luck and inability to replicate previous successes, has become a piss-poor shadow of itself.
"Hey, whatever happened to (some guy)? He was top of his class and now he's homeless."
"Yeah, he's a classic Sri Lankan cricket team."

Sri Lankan Stinkbug 

Where a man takes his partner for a upmarket three course Sri Lankan meal, pays for her like a gentlemen whilst removing his pants and proceeding to wrap a cucumber in aluminium foil before shoving it in his anus and then farting, thus blowing the aluminium foil covered cucumber into the women's eye.
Serbio: I was really horny after watching Slumdog Millionaire last night,
Marcus: Same. Where did you go after you left my apartment?
Serbio: I took Martha out for dinner and gave her a Sri Lankan Stinkbug.
Marcus: I am never speaking to you again.
Sri Lankan Stinkbug by Sonny Morgan February 28, 2011

sri lankan 

Coolest,smartest, fastest sexiest, brown, damn pll alive. If you mess with us you get ur ass kicked biAtch.
Shiz yo that srilankan kicked all of our asses. Bitch Cum HERRE!!
sri lankan by Fluffy November 20, 2004

sri lankan 

If i ever find out who wrote this definition, im going to come inside your house , steal your car keys, and run over your goddamn poodle.
its poodle hunting season
sri lankan by vectrex May 31, 2003

sri lankan 

maddest cunts ever, located in dandenong, endeavour hills and glen waverley... dont fuck with us!!
sri lankan by lankan playa July 4, 2003