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lactating turtle 

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think
"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"
lactating turtle by dairon December 18, 2008

Lactating Bukaki 

When a group of woman lactates titty milk all over someone. A woman squeezes her tit juice all over a friend or partner for enjoyment, Sexual pleasure, for a cool down or for a shocking surpise in the face. Bukaki Style!
Lactating Bukaki style is perfect to help out a friend when they have a bad sun burn. Just lay down and take it like a champ. Its leaves the skin feeling smooth, its good for the skin and its amazing on sun burns.

Why drink Cows tit Milk when you have plenty of friends who produce Titty Milk - its fresh and nothing has been added to it.

Lactate Bukaki example - Jamilla and kel seen treeko with an intense sun burn after a long day at the river and collecting fruit and veggies in the garden.... They slipped down thier sunday sun dresses and squirted tit milk all over treekos face and back. helping her cool down, stop the sun burn and to help with smooth silky skin.... They saved the day !

Lactating Pregnant Latinas 

Its Johnny sins final words before losing to the ohio final boss
john : Hey joe johnny sins final words are "lactating pregnant latinas"
joe : Oh Thank you john
Lactating Pregnant Latinas by zyad_ November 20, 2022

Lactating man 

A friend that gets mad over offensive jokes or when you do stupid shit. And has the sense of humor of a woman.
"Wow what a Lactating man he sure is bitch."
Lactating man by American Chicken October 27, 2019

lactating belch master 

a person who is very good at rainbow six seige
the lactating belch master peeked and ace'd

crack-a-lactating 

A term used when adressing a friend who might have large or enlarged nipples.
Hey Sasha, whats "Crack-a-lactating big nippler?"
To which he would only reply in a snide way.