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Blitz My Krieg 

When Papa Russia is hitting you from behind and Germany screams Danzig or war!
"Give me all your land," says Germany.
"Please don't blitz my krieg," says Poland.

Black metal ist krieg 

When a tr00 black metaller calls out to his fellow black metal brethren. If you don't know, then you aren't trve so gtfo
Grim mf: Black metal..

Kvlt mf: Ist krieg!

Similarly, used as a statement, "Black metal ist krieg!"
Black metal ist krieg by VCRISTKRIEG February 24, 2023

Putin on the Blitz-krieg 

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

Krizz Kringle

This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.
Krizz Kringle: Silverlining crew is the best.

OTHERS: GOLD BARS ARE BETTER!
Krizz Kringle by Kilo Alpha Zulu September 17, 2019
An uncontrollable giggle by anyone that has a name beginning with the letter "K". A giggle that is a combination of crying, squealing, and sometimes loss of breath.
She tried to control her kriggle but it didn't work, even after biting a pillow.

Everyday she's krigglin'.
kriggle by sin'ah June 25, 2014

Krigsskolen 

Krigsskolen (lit. The War School"); The Norwegian Military Academy. Claims to be the oldest university-level institution in Norway, yet graduating cadets only earned bachelor-degrees after 2008. Tuition is not only free, the Army's future leaders earn almost 60k USD while in school at Linderud, Oslo. When cadets matriculate, they're automatically promoted to 2nd Lueys. When they graduate after 3 years, they become 1st Lueys. They're expected to fulfill the role of platoon COs AND senior NCOs. Yeah, you know it. Norway needs an NCO-corps yesterday.
Norwegian Police University College student:

Man, I got tuition to pay, I might get a job north of the polar circle, and all the flak for wanting to be a cop.

Norwegian Army cadet:

And I'm living the good life at Krigsskolen.
Krigsskolen by norasoc December 29, 2011