Slammin your knobb 

Means just kidding

Kid 1: Your grandmas dead
Kid 2: cries in pain
Kid 1: I’m just slammin your knobb

Slammin your knobb by MulletDaddy69 August 22, 2022

knob-slob 

(verb) The act of performing highly skilled fellatio in such a manner as to provide great joy to the recipient.

His girlfriend knew how to knob-slob like there was no tomorrow.

knob-slob by The Empress II October 25, 2010

knobbsy 

A fat sloth who lives his life lying on a couch, slowly stewing in his own filth.

Q: Where's knobbsy? A: He's in Trefeg.

knobbsy by Knobbsfan April 12, 2008

klobb 

A Soviet gun designed specifically to miss its target.

Chad proceeded to be owned by the slap after firing two clips from his Klobb.

klobb by Brad Avery April 18, 2004

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

Knob-Scratched 

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

Knob-Scratched by WS7 September 4, 2003

knibbo 

A dude who steals your woman because he's better looking than you.

Damn G, that dude got my girl. He's a straight up knibbo!

knibbo by Karen Riviera September 6, 2007