keystone nacho 

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.

Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!

keystone nacho by Glamrockster December 11, 2016

Keystone Kops 

term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.

I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!

Keystone Kops by y0ur l3ft nut May 24, 2010

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012

Keystone Light 

Keystone beer is a product of the Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado. It was first introduced in Chico, California in September of 1989. Due to its relatively low price, it is popular among college-aged individuals. Keystone can be found in can, keg, and occasionally bottled form.

Am I drinking a can of piss? Oh, it's just Keystone Light.

Keystone Light by macpj March 28, 2008

keystone cops 

The term is to be used to criticize a group for its mistakes, particularly if the mistakes happened after a great deal of energy and activity, or if there was a lack of coordination among the members of the group.

There are a lot of Keystone Cops running around in this project.

keystone cops by Wuchun Shen September 21, 2005

Keystone Knight 

A man or woman, most commonly a man, who drinks a large amount of Keystone Light, and is often much better at drinking games after consuming said beer.

Christ man, did you see Kevin last night? He drank at least a 30 pack of Keystone last night and won every game of pong that he played. Dude's a Keystone Knight.

Keystone Knight by Gl0ckt0pus March 16, 2009

Keystone Pipeline 

An innovation for the delivery of cheap, flavorless beer to parties.

Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.

Keystone Pipeline by BenJoviUSA April 2, 2014