the spicy keychain 

The act of shitting on ones keys after eating Mexican food

Hey John, you seem my keys? "Ya man, Marcus gave you the spicy keychain."

the spicy keychain by Jack the shitter December 15, 2013

Fuggler keychain 

An ugly monster like plush keychain creature made almost entirely of felt ,stuffed with a 50/50 cotton/polyester fill,and typically with a single, (although some have a top AND bottom row of gnarly looking plastic teeth,and either squinty eyelids with plastic eyes,or plastic "button eyes",all fuggler keychaibs featured a plastic hook designed to look...well,if you know,you know.

FUGGLER-FUNNY UGLY MONSTER,JUST LIKE THE TARD READING THIS RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂

That fuggler keychain sure is odd!

Fuggler keychain by Buttswab March 25, 2021

Courtenay keychain 

When you attach your keys to a butt plug so you stop loosing them.

Emily is so drunk, we better make sure she still has her courtenay keychain or else she won't be able to get in to her house!

If Ciara doesn't stop drinking she'll need a courtenay keychain to make it in to her house!

Courtenay keychain by Courtney keychain January 7, 2022

Coochie Keychain 

A post inercourse souvenir consisting of male DNA and 1 or more public hairs hanging from the coochie of solitude.

He came so hard he gave me a coochie Keychain

Coochie Keychain by Linnielooloo May 2, 2025

Key chain 

One of the many items I have shoved up my ass.

Emily: I shoved a key chain up my bootyhole
Beth: Haha...I lost my keychain a while ago....

Key chain by Helen's corndog March 2, 2020

keychawnna 

Keychawnna

Keychawnna

keychawnna by Keychawnna November 21, 2023

Keycaine

A term used to describe cocaine on a key usually used to inhale the drug.

My friend Sinn and Jack loves their keycaine

Keycaine by LrbnDassi April 17, 2025