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The sexiest MF you will ever meet, that man is most likely packing 16 inches istg he is so hot.

damn I just want him to **** *** ** **** ****** *** ***** *** everywhere all night ong that man has full permission to just **** the soul right out my body I would give him the sloppiest most amazing head he has ever gotten in his entire life, I would be willing to become his dog and have absolutely no regrets in doing so.

That man is the living version of perfection, if God is actually real then thank you for letting me lay my eyes on such a beautiful and perfect man.
person 1: "yo Kaeya is so fucking hot"

person 2: "ikr, I want him to **** me all day and all night right in the *** with a bluetooth speaker and then just *** all over me cuz hes so sexy."
Kaeya by LuxianoLee June 9, 2021
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kaeyas boobs is amazing goo goo ga ha i want milk
kaeya by not shy shy May 6, 2021
Kaelyn is the girl who will always be there for you no matter what! She’s a sweet,kind,caring human being! She can be a bitch when she wants to but you gotta believe she will always be there for you! She is a beautiful,confident young lady and is going to be a world known person by the time she’s an adult! She’s stunning and is always ready for a challenge! Always there to help! With boys or life, she can sometimes “spill the tea” but she can’t control it! She had a heart of gold! She has an ass and thighs and beautiful brown eyes! Always there if you need a shoulder to cry on and never gonna let you down. Hoes over Bros any day. Once she finds the boy she loves/likes she will not stop until she has him, but that shouldn’t be very hard! If you get a Kaelyn in your life don’t let her go, that’s your rider:)
Person 1:who is that!?
Person 2:that’s kaelyn

Person 1:damn I need her in my life
Person 2:yeah everyone does
Kaelyn by user3324 November 27, 2018
Ice man with big-dick-energy. He probably hooked up with every knight in Mondstadt and most likely some of the fatui too. Be careful, he might seduce u too.
Knight A: My back hurts so bad!
Knight B: too much work?
Knight A: No... Kaeya.
Knight B: ...
Kaeya by Sachi Mcdickweed December 31, 2020

kaeyafart 

a super duper horney little guy thats super hilarious and has a gigantic crush on kaeya from genshin impact
- woah dude is that kaeyafart over there?!

- yeah man, they are such cool person i like their kaeya posts🤣
kaeyafart by vooomit April 15, 2021
A Genshin Impact character largely mischaracterized by the community. He uses his smarts. smug attitude and flattery to get people to do things for him, yet still compensating them afterwards. He's much kinder than what others think, and is a great friend. He threw a party for the Acting Grand Master because she works so hard. He's kind of a wallflower, and is too shy to admits he gave people gifts. I assure you he has not slept with all of Mondstadt. Kaeya prefers keeping his past a mystery. He never reveals anything about his eyepatch, his past with Diluc, Khaenri'ah, or the rumors that he is not from Mondstadt. He's implied to have abandonment issues. Past events with his adoptive brother, Diluc, still make him guilty. He believes himself to be a bad person, and that his Cryo Vision was a "punishment for a life of lies." I promise you there is so much more to this character than "hot daddy with big dick energy". Plus if you say he has cake that's also mischaracterizing him. bro got negative ass fr
Person 1: Man I love Kaeya from Genshin Impact.
Person 2: Omg me too!! He's so hot and sexy and I would let him fuck me all night and call him daddy!!!
Person 1: Man c'mon, there is so much more to him that that. Kaeya's lore is some of the best.
Kaeya by breadytodie May 17, 2022