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Apollo Justice 

The cutest god damn defense attorney ever. Has a cool bracelet which can spot lies. Doesn't know his really cute co-worker is his half sister. Gay for Klavier probably
I'm Apollo Justice and I'm fine!!
Apollo Justice by linachords November 14, 2014

for great justice 

Primary reason for to take off every ZIG.
"You know what you doing,
Move ZIG.
For great justice."
for great justice by jcarrot November 23, 2003

Clinton Justice 

Wealthy white couples that has the ability to violate multiple federal laws and get away with it 100% of the time. To be investigated by the FBI, Department of Justice and Congressional hearings and walk away laughing. Committing crimes that the ordinary US citizen would go to jail for a very long time.
" Hey did you hear about that wealthy white couple who got caught selling top-secret information to the Russians?

"Yes I did. Look like they will be going to jail for a long time"

" No there won't be any jail time or punishment for them. They will totally be covered by Clinton Justice"

and justice for all 

One of the fucking greatest Metallica albums of all time.
John: Have you ever sucked a mans dick before?

James: No but and justice for all is a great album!

U-lock Justice 

Using a 2-5 pound piece of steel, originally intended to lock a bike, to do cosmetic damage to a 2,000-10,000 pound piece of steel originally intended to transport human beings used to purposefully do physical, possibly lethal damage to a human being on a bicycle.
After being repeatedly honked at and passed very closely at high speeds I enacted U-Lock justice. The driver now might think twice before purposefully endangering the life of another human being.
U-lock Justice by turdsworth November 22, 2011

hammer of justice 

The act of punching someone in the mouth or something to yell when punching someone in the mouth.

Also an attack used by paladins in World of Warcraft
Khai was running around the hallways yelling "Seal of Command FADES, CAST Seal of Command, CAST Holy Shock" He then punched a boy in the mouth and yelled "HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!"
hammer of justice by MASTrunks December 1, 2007