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Jered Weaver 

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.
Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.
Jered Weaver by disneysucks September 3, 2008
Related Words
jeered Jerred Jetered jeeped on jeeted jeezed jedred jeefed jeeped jeeped up
To be "forever dumped" by one's significant other, friend or partner, which basically means that the "dumpee" is cutoff by the "dumper" in every way, shape, or form.

Famous people who have been "Jetered" include Mariah Carey and Alex Rodriguez.
He got so Jetered, she is not even letting him go to her place to get back the clothes he left there.
Jetered by Marc J Cassata September 20, 2008
to get ripped off
"swiss chalet jeezed me with my coupons!"
jeezed by mel_a December 28, 2008
A sadistic sociopathic misanthrope who has lost hope for mankind and believes that the human race as a whole has become corrupt and should be exterminated. He initially looks frail and weak but is actually self-trained in the arts of pugilism and dagger/knife wielding. He is well-educated, well-mannered, very disciplined, and has substantial knowledge relating to biology and human anatomy. Though he may have problems with recognizing and understanding non-verbal queues and lacks the capacity to maintain long engaging conversations, he is still an excellent communicator when it comes to writting text. He is usually harmless when ignored and respected but is fierce when faced with physical confrontation. Jered never tries to knock-out an adversary for he wants everyone who dares threathen him to suffer for as long as possible. He is normally seen walking silently and eerily alone in the dark areas where he resides in. (He is not Emo!)

His constant feeling of contempt towards others has attracted the attention of certain individuals and as of now, he is receiving psychiatric therapy and is well on his way into not only becoming a healthy individual, but also a gentleman destined live successful in life.

The name Jered derives from the Hebrew word "Yah-Rod" which means "Perpetual Leader"
A.
Shssh! Shut-up or Jered might hear you!
B.
Person: Hi Jered! *with a teasing accent*
Jered: Urgh, what do you want?
Person: Nothing *giggles like an idiot*
Jered: ... *clenches hands while forcing a smile*
Jered by AcidicTangerine July 18, 2010

jeeried out 

An altered state of mind when one is either banged/chewed up.
Me: "Yo Brody, what happened to you last night?"
Brody: "I have no idea. Was so jeeried out."
jeeried out by crazyeyeskiller September 10, 2011
Someone who is fapping/masturbating while trying to type and misspells words due to it.
Stop being such a Jekred and type things properly ya wanker cunt!
Good spelling you total jekred!
jekred by OrkSnr November 17, 2016