inbox me 

What people say when they are to fucked in the head to know the difference between a message and where the message is stored.

Fuckhead: Just inbox me.
Normal person: Sorry what?
Fuckhead: You know, send me an inbox.
Normal person: *lose faith in humanity, delete, block*

inbox me by Hjjon January 22, 2011

Inbox Raider 

A significant other who gets ahold of your cell phone to check your text messages. Usually causing a fight after seeing who has been texting you.

Dave: I have to delete all these messages from Sarah!
Jon: Why?
Dave: My girl is an Inbox Raider! I know she will start a fight.

Inbox Raider by Skientz January 28, 2009

inbox rape 

the act of opening your email and seeing multiple emails from the same address. most commonly alert emails.

Me: Fuck me, 720 emails
You: 720 emails dood, shits crazy! you subscribe to too much porn
Me: nah dood, i have been inbox raped by Facebook and Freecycle.
You: Wurd, that sucks bro.

inbox rape by ItsSkeemofu March 21, 2011

Inbox Clogger 

A term used to describe someone who sends out countless meaningless emails and floods a co-worker's email account.

Jeff: My god! All she does is send me pointless emails. What an inbox clogger!

Inbox Clogger by JZ Money13 April 16, 2009

inbox tetris 

when emails pour into your inbox faster than you can react to them.

man, i'm going to have to work through lunch today, i'm too busy playing inbox tetris

inbox tetris by tomaski September 28, 2006

inbox fever 

Waiting for a specific important reply, making you nervously obsess about your inbox.

- Talking to Herpina has given me inbox fever, this is just not worth it !!

inbox fever by golden hornline March 27, 2013

inbox now 

When a girl's Facebook status changes to "single", there is at least one friend who will comment saying "inbox now", meaning that they need to chat in private. This usually just draws more attention to the fact.

Kelsea's relationship status has changed from "in an open relationship" to "single".

Madison: :(

Tiffany: whaaat??

Emily: inbox now

inbox now by hataraxia August 22, 2011