hyphenatrix 

A controlling, self-centered, narcissistic woman of the corporate world who insists on hyphenating her two (or more) last names. A hyphenatrix typically dominates meetings, abuses subordinates, and generally behaves as if:

(a) rules do not apply to her
(b) others exist in order to please her every desire, no matter how absurd
(c) one last name is simply insufficient to express the glory of her being.

Can generally be identified by her brightly-colored power suits, her chilling, Medusa-like gaze, and her willingness to verbally eviscerate anyone who dares refer to her by only one last name.

Have you met that new head of HR, Megan Smith-Jones?" "Oh sweet Lord...she's a hyphenatrix, isn't she? I'm gonna go work on my resume.

hyphenatrix by Jokanaan July 23, 2010

hyphen-wife 

A woman who is either too self absorbed or feels her family name is superior to that of her spouse's, so she hyphenates her last name.

Jim is a sackless piece of crap. Can you believe she's keeping her name when they get married? Fucking hyphen-wife.

hyphen-wife by Larry Tiita July 17, 2010

Hyphy Bomb

A alchoholic shot taken in the bay area.1 part jaegermister,1 part bacardi 151,and slammed in a cup of redbull.

Me and my cutties were twisted off the hyphy bombs.

Hyphy Bomb by Jthizzin January 26, 2006

Hyphen 

Something I did to your mum

Random guy 2 "hey did you hyphen my mum?"

Awesome Chad 1 "oh yes I always hyphen your mum"

Random guy 2 "OH YOU SUN OF A BI-"

Hyphen by Plane Jewus April 29, 2021

hyphen kid 

A kid with a hyphenated last name, which for some inexplicable reason makes them annoying.

So many hyphen kids on my roster...gonna be a long year.

hyphen kid by Jkelemenop June 6, 2016

hyphengina 

When the biggest piece of shit so called man you know hyphenates his last name to appease his wife (who by the way has a vagina that resembles a clown car and smells of petuli), thus loosing his balls and becoming a unic. Then has children that have hyphenated names, bringing an astronomical amount of douche-bagginess to this earth.

Can you believe that new guy in creative? His name is Robert Rice-Smith, he is a total hyphengina

hyphengina by LunchB0x6669 October 8, 2009

hypherventafaded 

when an individual enters a hyperactive state while simultaneously being intoxicated (being on fade). it is a cross being the words hyphy, hyper, and faded, and is commonly used to describe a highly energetic perfomance enhancement for things such as an extreme stunt, musical performance, or sexual intercourse. this emotional, mental, and physical state is rare and extremely hard to attain.

DUDE 1: "Brah, you totally landed that christ air nollie mctwist after downing a fifth of e and j."

DUDE 2: "I know I'm a little hypherventafaded and need to catch my breath. Pass me a beer."

hypherventafaded by yasjamz May 11, 2010