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Abby Hotaling 

A beautiful woman baby that is the spawn of Nicki Minaj and Allah. Not to be confused with Kim Kardashian, an Abby Hotaling prides herself on her ability to remain unimpregnated. She may often be seen on the beach in the wee hours of the morning wandering aimlessly, in search of the perfect vegetarian burrito.
"The girl over in that restaurant looks just like Kim K!"
"Oh that's just an Abby Hotaling"

"I saw a girl in line at Chipotle, I think it was Abby Hotaling"
Abby Hotaling by 2hot4uu December 31, 2012

Ethan Hotaling 

Ur name shows it’s wrong on spellcheck
Ethan Hotaling is funny but his name isn’t correct
Ethan Hotaling by acelibateho February 12, 2022

Ethan Hotaling 

Funny but no common sense. Also has terrible friends like Jack Bamberger. He also can’t spell his name right on Snapchat.
Ethan Hotaling is funny but dumb. Don’t be like him.
Ethan Hotaling by Ahhahenaksis February 12, 2022