horoscope 

An astrological prediction of someone's future based on the position of the planets and the signs of zodiac at a particular time and place

Person #1: What's your zodiac sign?
Person #2: Aquarius.
Person #1: What's your horoscope for today?
Person #2: *checks horoscope* Uh- it says I'll "get even with a rival before things got worse".

horoscope by ValeriaAtWhitby May 22, 2006

Horoscopist 

One that discriminates based on astrological signs.

Sam: God I hate dating Virgos, they're the most stuck up, unfaithful, pieces of shit to exist.
Charlie: Stop being such a horoscopist!

Horoscopist by Khaleesi of Drago s December 28, 2016

Horoscopophilia 

The state of capitalising horoscope pedants.

Comme Horoscopophilia!

Horoscopophilia by Jeoloro-thru February 18, 2003

Horoscopcist

When a horoscope is discriminated against or left out

There's a list of horoscopes and yours isn't on there. That's horoscopcist!

Horoscopcist by Misscars May 22, 2017

harmoscopic 

it means that you have a small dick that goes in side you cause its -inches long like that thing srivled and died like its not coming back no matter how hard you try.

my brother is harmoscopic

harmoscopic by iamharmoscopic April 3, 2020

horoscope delight 

During intercourse, the man recites the woman's horoscope, while the woman is surrendering her vagina as a penetration tool.

Yesterday horoscope delight was amazing. Corey simply did it in a fantastic manner.

horoscope delight by Eddie Reilly February 9, 2008

Homoscopian 

Where one stalks homosexuals using a telescope.

Jack went to jail for being a homoscopian

Homoscopian by ChooseGoose September 2, 2013