Hindiot 

A Hindi speaking idiot.

That guy Satya is a Hindiot. Don't waste your time arguing with him.

Hindiot by Hellsangel June 30, 2014

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

Hiking the Appalachian Trail by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

Hindinglish 

Much like 'Spanglish' is an amalgam combining the Spanish and English languages, Hindinglish combines Hindi and English. Hindinglish is used in many Bollywood films and contemporary television shows, such as 'Monsoon Wedding' and 'Breathe: Into the Shadows' (respectively). The nature of transition between Hindi and English in Hindinglish phrases/sentences varies, but is typically more Hindi-heavy (otherwise we would have to call it Englindi, and that just doesn't sound as good).

Dave: "Dammit! They're speaking Hindinglish again! I can only understand half of what they're saying!"
Sally: "Awww. I find it charming."

Hindinglish by squiggular September 13, 2020

hikikomarxist 

Portmanteau of hikikomori ie.Japanese men who live solitary and socially isolated lives. and Marxist ie. Hating capitalism and investment in technological innovation. A person with no social life who wastes time online shitting on hyped technological innovations, sometimes rightly, often wrongly.

Person on twitter- "Our app broadcasts messages from one phone to another and you get a notification in the app"
Hikikomarxist - "twitter, You've invented twitter moron."
Person on twitter - "Don't generalise, innovation is always in the details, Also, fuck you, get a life hikikomarxist."

hikikomarxist by doop doop doop May 12, 2018

Hinkle 

Someone who hires a sex worker to pose as their girlfriend in order to boost their public image.

That Jackson guy is a right Hinkle, I can't believe his girlfriend is actually an escort he met in Dubai!

Hinkle by Anna Linnikova August 17, 2023

Henkie 

He is my cousin

Wow is that Henkie cause he is my cousin!

Henkie by CooleManJan December 3, 2021

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

Hiking the Appalachian Trail by wordanista July 5, 2009