Gerbil Hider 

One who places gerbils into the body for sexual pleasure.

He puts gerbils in his rectum. He is a gerbil hider.

Gerbil Hider by llcalejr April 29, 2019

Dong Hider 

one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.

"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."

"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."

Dong Hider by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

Fat Hider

Noun 1. A female shirt/blouse which is tight around the breasts and proceeds to balloon out at the bottom like a circus tent covering their fat, like no one around can tell that they are trying to hide it. 2. To fool the male individual into thinking they are skinnier than they really are, especially at bars or after a male has been intoxicated.

Wow, you may think. Why if a girl is not pregnant, would she be wearing a shirt that makes her look so... HUGE!? I will go ahead and guess that the reason has to be that she has never had a guy come up to her and say, "Hey bitch, are you pregnant? No? Well than, why the fuck are you wearing that shirt?" Instead she hangs around with her other FAT friends and hears something like, "OMGGGG, that shirt looks SOOOOOOOOOOO cute on you!!!!"

1. Harrison: omg...

Mike: What?

Harrison: Their all wearing fat hiders...

Mike: lol


2. Harrison: WTF!!

Mike: Yea man I know! This bar is full of Fat Hiders!

Fat Hider by Harrison S. & Mike S. June 25, 2008

hog hider 

A man who gratuitously accepts another mans penis in his rectum

Justin played the role of hog hider when he gathered with his joyous friends.

hog hider by Matty Boy. March 10, 2017

The Hider 

When a male hides his penis in his ball sack. Then the male will smack his stomach and his penis will pop out.

Step 1. Stretch your ball sack.
Step 2. Push your penis into your ball sack.
Step 3. Pull the ball sack over the penis until it is fully hidden.
Step 4. Find a person to show your new talent.
Step 5. Smack your stomach hard enough so your penis pops out.
You have successfully completed the hider, How do you feel?

The Hider by Rollin91s February 2, 2010

Coin Hider 

A male with foreskin (who is un circumcised). As to the person hides coins under their foreskin.

Mike: Man did you see that kid in the locker room today, he has a huge Coin Hider!
Trevor: Yah i know it's crazy!

Coin Hider by CrAZZY C July 29, 2011

tit hider 

Someone with huge tits who is always trying to cover them up.

Eileen has whoppers for titties but she is so self conscious of them she becomes a tit hider by always wearing big baggy sweaters.

tit hider by Robert Cooper January 6, 2007