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hermitude 

(noun) the attitude one develops from not wanting to be social, being flaky to avoid socialization, and eventual upfront honesty about not attending social events simply because one doesn't care to.
"Jordy had so much hermitude when I invited him to my bar-b-que... he said House of Cards was on Netflix and he wasn't coming."
hermitude by terradactyl June 13, 2015
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abigail heritage 

The act of a 6'7 black drag queen named donovan spriting into a made in mexico, yelling " IM ILLEGALLY BLIND IN 3 OUT OF THE 50 STATES" than going to leave said made in mexico and running into the sliding glass door. Donovan, then beings to start violanty pissing herself. After that, she proceeds to ask where the nearest double-decker bus is and nobody has seen her since.
random person: What on gods green earth just happened?
you: YOU JUST GOT ABIGAIL HERITAGED SLUT!! BOO-YAAA
abigail heritage by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020

Heritage Douche 

A white/latino/black/asian/indian or any other ethnicity (mostly white) person who constantly brags about their ethnicity or heritage.

Most of these people are only a small percentage of another heritage (such as German, British, Irish, Cuban, etc..)
They constantly brag about being only part, or all of a certain Ethnicity or Heritage.

White people will brag mostly about being a European, as latino's will brag mostly upon their own Ethnicty, using it as an excuse or some other lame bullshit idea.

Like myself for instance, i'm part Mexican (since my grandma is a full blown Mexican) part Italian, part Austrian, and part Russian, but do i constantly brag about it? No. Because no one cares. Since i'm white as hell, no one would believe me either.Espically about the whole Mexican part.
Guy 1: Why do you drink all that weird European Imported shit??

Guy 2: i'm Irish, Danish, and Samoan. I have to drink.

Guy 1: So fucking what. I've already told you what my ancestor ethnicity's are. See me bragging about them?? No.

Guy 2: You're fucking predigest against Irish people aren't you?

Guy 1: No i'm not, and you're only a small part of Irish, like any other asshole claims to be, Dumb ass.

Guy 2: You know, Samoan people like me can fuck you up in an instant. We're burly, big-ass Mo Fo's.

Guy 1: Dude, you're more white then me, your parents are more white then me, i've met your entire family, and they're all skinny, slender people. And not a single one had at least a single dark shade of brown.

Guy 2: You're just jealous because i'm Danish. We make bomb-ass food. Like the pastry you're eating right now.

Guy 1: You're such a Heritage Douche..

hermittwt 

best mcyttwt i've joined. also the twitter fandom for hermitcraft, a Survival Multiplayer (or SMP) of a group of Minecraft youtubers who likes to build and do redstones
Billy: Hey, you watch Hermitcraft right? Do you wanna join hermittwt? They're so kind!
Sam: Wow, I just tweeted if I can join hermittwt and they welcomed me already!
hermittwt by koaland November 8, 2020

White House Heritage 

A school located in Tennessee that is absolute dog shit. They only have a positive football record because they face irrelevant Kentucky Teams. There football team is basically the unwanted White House Players. There girls are also TREESHES and will fuck anything in a 10 mile radius. Also the students have a reoccurring gay orgy called the “Bromigos”
How’s White House Heritage?

Boy: IDK i transferred because i couldn’t play at white house and because i also love boys

hermitude 

a combination of the words 'hermit', and, 'attitude' indicating the suggestion of the 'hermetic vas' spoken of by Jung. In Jungian terminology, the Hermit is the archetypal "Wise Old Man".
The hermit, being "the primitive man who trusts the unconscious" (von Franz on Jung's 'Zofingia lectures')is one whose way of life is concerned with authenticity, the inner attitude to life, and developing one's inner and intuitive life, as opposed to playing a role in the external world of socio-politics.
For the one in hermitude, a simplicity of life and thought begins to unfold.
hermitude by D.W. Bender August 13, 2003

Heritage School 

Heritage School is an educational institution in central Texas that serves as a breeding ground for future WASPs. Heritage prides itself on an uncanny ability to create students guided by a sense of false entitlement and misguided purpose, referred to as Hupomone.
A socialist Scholastic People’s Congress, similar to the People’s Republic of China, rules Heritage School. The SPC elects a Führer, idolized for their hatred of satanic demonstrations such as skinny jeans and good looks, to assume the face of authority.
Past Führers designed and perfected a police system ,known as the Sultemeiers (a Nazi Gestapo shoot off) led by the infamous Dr.Rickerhauser, to enforce strict regulations, the Big Five, on the student body under the guise of creating the perfect Christian student.
Heritage School represents itself with the colors green and white joined by an eagle. Green symbolizes the forced manual labor to maintain the school’s economy. At sporting events fans and scholastic figures repetitively chant "Bleed Green” as a reminder of the torture that students participating in events may endure if they fail to succeed. White stands for intolerance of outside opinion and closed-minded mentality the school uses to suppress rebellions. The eagle represents a facade of freedom used to amuse students.
Recently Heritage School has failed to suppress a rebellion of students and teachers jaded by the oppressive authorities. This rebellion is known as the Provincial Hall Rebellion.
"Hey, why do you think Heritage School students and faculty are so elitist and feel entitled to being the best private school in Fredericksburg?"

"Obviously their idea of Christianity is skewed by numerous members of the institution to understand how hypocritical they actually are."

"Do you think they will rage over understanding the true nature of their institution?"

"More than likely, but it’s okay they don't even lift.”
Heritage School by jackson.bernard February 17, 2014