bustle in your hedgerow 

Mad props to Ken Di Cosmo for the definition and clarification.

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bustle in your hedgerow by weave January 10, 2004

hedgerows 

slang for women's pubic hair, usually unshaven

Yo, the other day i saw Karen stepping out of the bath with hedgerows larger than WWII casualties.

hedgerows by jackb0i March 6, 2020

hedgerowsexual

A person that enjoys sex outdoors, usually in a field or woods.

Are you straight or gay? No I'm hedgerowsexual. What does that mean, it means I like sex outdoors!

hedgerowsexual by Hedgerowsexual August 9, 2022

hedgebrow

a row of hair follicles of sufficient length and density to separate brow from face in a manner and form typical of a hedgerow

That's not a unibrow dude, it's a hedgebrow.

hedgebrow by elltrain25 November 21, 2011