Heave-ho 

To remove someone from your life or the get fired from a job.

I gave Jane Doe the heave-ho. Jane Doe got the heave-ho from her job.

Heave-ho by rocklesson86 September 28, 2009

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

Heave a Havana by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Heave ho ho ho 

Noun. As in to get or receive, it is the removal of someone from your life or getting fired just at Christmas time...

Sally knew Christmas was the season of giving so she finally decided to give her boyfriend Paul the heave ho ho ho.

Heave ho ho ho by sheila in the car December 6, 2012

heave a havanah 

To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf

Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havanah this minite.

heave a havanah by captkerk June 11, 2006

heave a havanna 

crapping out a turd resembling the shape of a havanna cigar.

The man asked the host for directions to the bathroom, because he had to "heave a havanna".

heave a havanna by Phil McCrevus August 24, 2007

heave weave 

The term used to describe a parent's hair when their baby's projectile vomit has successfully coated mommy or daddy's hair and is now running down said parent's back.

It took nearly an hour to remove the stench of my heave weave, after the apple-prune baby food disagreed with little Timmy's stomach.

heave weave by Jim Elco June 16, 2008

heave a bail 

to excrete fecal matter from one's anus, mainly a large, intact, and commonly painful, peace of feces.

Joe was on his way to the show, when he realized he had to heave a bail.

heave a bail by Eric Daniel Johnson August 6, 2007