having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.

Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."

having a normal one by the birds and trees December 22, 2018

Having Motion

Getting to the money, regardless of the circumstances.

“I’m really having motion for real!”

Having Motion by SlapDaddy June 30, 2022

Having hoes 

The act of a woman/man having many males/females attracted to them, trying to get with them, and competing for them. One may say such hoes will drop things on a dime for them, do and buy things without them asking, and generally just be an available person, regardless of sexual contact or not

Having hoes like JJ does must be nice.

Having hoes by WhateverB January 4, 2017

having a blast 

Enjoying the situation you are in to a great extent.

After Nuke just gave up a home run....

Crash Davis: You having fun yet?

Ebenezer Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh: Yeah, I'm having a blast.

having a blast by Turd Pherguson August 9, 2013

Having hoes 

Having many males/females that you are talking to at once but they think they are your priority not knowing of the others

Having hoes is great until they all find out

Having hoes by Ijustsawthis June 27, 2017

having your ass handed to you 

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"

When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

having your ass handed to you by Ribz December 10, 2007

having a bubble

Cockney rhyming slang for 'having a laugh' (bubble = bubble bath)

You want £20 for this piece of junk? You must be having a bubble mate!

having a bubble by Celidwen November 12, 2013