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Past tense of the word happy, used when you forget how to speak English or want to sound lit.
Me: That party yesterday was so lit!!
Friend: Yes, you are so happeed!
Happeed by WDR October 31, 2018

happier than a pig in shit

Background: Coming from the fact that a pig is generally happier in it's own environment - it's own faeces (Makes tastier and tenderer Bacon and Sausages...)
Def: Where one person is extremely happy in the environment they find themselves in
Parachuting into the Playboy hot-tub and finding that their Sun-tan lotion boy is off for the day and they need a new one to oil them up... Expression comes into play when the job is at least 5 mins underway...

happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks

Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.
He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.

Happiest Season 

lesbian one: hey did you watch happiest season?

lesbian two: yeah man, i wish abby got with riley though
Happiest Season by elliesbrowscar December 14, 2020

Happier than a dog with two dicks 

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.

happier than a pig in shit

Very happy. A pig in shit would be a happy pig, so we are even happier.
Interviewer: How do you feel having scored the winning goal?
Sport guy: Happier than a pig in shit.