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Hammering 

The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering
I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.
Hammering by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022

hammering clitties 

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.
"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

Hammering the Troll 

Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.
Spend the last 30 minutes in the can hammering the troll
Hammering the Troll by Slade666 September 29, 2011

Hammering Nails 

When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.
guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!

guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest
Hammering Nails by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018

hammering thunder sperm 

A hammering thunder sperm is:

1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs
Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME

Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop

Hammering the Beets 

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.
I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
Hammering the Beets by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020