Carlsbad Grimple 

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.

Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005

Carlsbad Grimple by Christian Buss August 30, 2008

carlsbad grimple 

The injection of heroin (or other drugs) directly into the penis. As noted by intrepid "Daily Show" ewpoerter Samantha Bee.

It is untrue that the ex-head of the CIA was caught doing a carlsbad grimple.

carlsbad grimple by RiffvonRaff May 22, 2006

Carlsbad Grimple 

The act of injecting heroin into the tip of one's penis whilst receiving sexual services (usually by underaged Thai hookers,) said to be spectacular... or lethal.

-Where's Teddy?
-Oh, didn't you hear? He died from the Carlsbad Grimple his Spanish teacher gave him last night.
-Lucky bastard.

Carlsbad Grimple by Drewsome May 17, 2006

carlsbad grimple 

The act of injecting heroin into the penis.

"Louie's veins were wrecked from all the junk he shot, so all he was left with was the Carlsbad Grimple."

carlsbad grimple by Johnny Gyno May 22, 2006

carlsbad grimple 

A sex act in which the tip of one's penis is injected with a substance, i.e. heroin.
First referenced in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on May 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the CIA.

During the orgy with the Thai hookers, Jon got a Carlsbad Grimple and was rushed to the hospital as a result of an allergic reaction to the heroin.

carlsbad grimple by AdamMC May 17, 2006

carlsbad grimple 

To have the head of your penis injected with a drug, usually heroin

President Bush loves giving the Carlsbad Grimple to Dick Cheney.

carlsbad grimple by Karlos Malik Shabazz May 17, 2006

Grimsley

The best uncle you will ever have. He has pet sharks that he’ll let you ride, but they must come back in perfect condition (or at least not dead). These past two years have fucked him right in the ass and he looks like he hasn’t slept for three weeks. Don’t make fun of him for it, or he and his squad will beat your ass. He’s the best bastard, no doubt. He loves his coffee darker than the dark itself, because it gives him the perfect rush. He wears a kimono all day and is broke as fuck. He’s super fun to hang with, and if you beat him in a fight, his face is priceless. He’s awesome, and if you go to his house, you’ll beg Mom and Dad to stay forever. Now don’t pull the cat’s tail. If you do, Uncle Grimsley’s gonna beat your ass.

Uncle Grimsley is the best uncle!

Grimsley by AnAsshole’sSon May 30, 2018