loose gravel aids 

When you have aids and your uterus is filled with gravel (small pieces of rock) and when you sneeze your gravel filled uterus shoots out.

"I have to go to the hospital. I think I have loose gravel aids."

loose gravel aids by Typesofaids December 13, 2016

Graveyard Fuck 

This is where a bloke has sex with a woman who is, quite literally old enough to be his granny. There is no love or even liking involved, it is usually done or a bet, to score points off someone, or for some other reason. If the woman is wealthy or a celebrity, he is known as a toy boy and she is known as a cougar. If a woman indulges in a graveyard fuck, it’s invariably with a man who is rich and powerful and she expects marriage to result. In both these cases it’s usually just for the money so I suppose really they’re just whores and it’s not really a graveyard fuck.

Look at that old bat, she’s all over Danny like a rash!
That’s what happens when you get pissed and have a graveyard fuck.

Graveyard Fuck by AKACroatalin March 9, 2019

graveled 

(v.) - to place rocks in someone's shoe so when the shoe is put on and walked on pain is inflicted upon the wearer.

Note: First used in Scrubs.

Damn J.D., you've just been graveled!

graveled by kavik November 28, 2005

gracelyn 

A beautiful kind girl who is a diva at times but is an awesome freind....shes good with guys and has lots of friends you could even say shes popular she likes any boy aa long as they fit this category cute and great personality..so if you have her your lucky and make sure to never let her go.

Girl: Hi Gracelyn

Gracelyn: hi u wanna be friends
Girl:OMG yes!!!

gracelyn by SlayQueen18 April 6, 2017

I Am A Graveyard 

A band formed by Frank Iero (best known as one of the guitarists for internationally popular alternative rock band My Chemical Romance). Shortly after I Am A Graveyard didn't take off, Frank joined MCR.

This band is now nonexistent, unless some little punks stole it.

Little Punk 1: What should we call our band?
Little Punk 2: How about "The Travesty"? Or, um..."Black Souls", or..."Angst-Tastic Eyeliner-Monkeys"?
Little Punk 1: I know! "I Am A Graveyard", 'cause that's like, so dark and original.
Little Punk 2: But hasn't that already been used?
Little Punk 1: *blinks* *dies*
Little Punk 2: *blinks* *runs away*

I Am A Graveyard by SadieZoe May 26, 2008

graveyard sex

What Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton did in episode 1x08 of HBO's True Blood ("The Fourth Man in the Fire"). Total hotness.

"Did you see Bill come up out of the ground completely naked and have hot graveyard sex with Sookie?"

graveyard sex by thellou February 23, 2009

fart graveyard 

A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.

Dude #1, sitting down:

Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!

Dude #2:

That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.

fart graveyard by MakeItStopItHurts August 31, 2010