Goncher 

Noun: A sickening disfigurement that once seen, changes one's life forever. Usually associated with the human penis.

I have to pay for sex because of my Goncher.

Goncher by PapaG123 May 26, 2010

Gouched 

This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle

I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched

Gouched by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014

Gouched 

When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed

Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched

Gouched by High bitch November 26, 2019

gooched

wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects

(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"

gooched by ay-sea-em December 20, 2008

gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

gooched by jones April 20, 2005

Gooched

To be gooched is to be unsuspectingly prodded in the derrière with an object by someone walking behind you.

Aw man! I just got gooched!

Gooched by KessBlack March 18, 2011

gooched

means cool/really good or cushdy
word invented by robert shierby

that car is gooched man

gooched by john moss May 27, 2004