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glotograph 

noun
a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.

Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".

Short form: gloto
That January, Mike and Kerri eloped to Hawaii, where they posted many glotographs of Maui sunsets on Facebook, much to the chagrin of their jealous friends in Calgary.
glotograph by MidnightTuiliq January 28, 2009
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"Good Luck On The Re-build"

Often used in games such as ogame...
Oh thats sucks he hit you hard! GLOTR!!!!
GLOTR by Mathew June 19, 2006
Related Words
gloth Glot Glotrop Glottis glot'al Glotch Glothes glothing Glotto glotactics
Glothes: is when someone's style represents a rare sense of fashion that is global and unique, fashionable wherever the look is taken.
Tanja is rocking some serious Glothes today, she's a pure fashionista.
Glothes by hypem September 4, 2011
Sarah- "I'm going to the beach today."
Gage- "gloti."
gloti by AdolfDickler July 10, 2012

glottal knocking 

getting head (male.) the 'glottis' is the back of your soft pallet and the entrance to the throat, and 'glottal' is the adjectival form.
We couldn't have sex, so we just did some glottal knocking.
glottal knocking by eepah October 2, 2009
"Get Lotus On The Ship".
This acronym was developed by a gang of JamCruisers on a JamCruise forum in reference to a musician request for JamCruise 7, set to sail January 2009.

T-shirts have been made to bump the request.
Please Julie, will you please GLOTS?!
GLOTS by Qty74 August 19, 2008
1. to avidly observe, often as related to media
After preparing a light snack of popcorn and trail mix, Jerry collapsed onto the couch, ready to glotz the latest installment of The Brady Bunch.
glotz by RianSeeking December 30, 2005