Geographical Single

A person whose significant other is in another country. Normally used in relation to those serving in the military and those married to someone serving in the military.

EX 1*-Person A: "She's hot!! Is she single?"

Person B: "Naw man. She's a geographical single, though."

EX 2*-Person A:"Hey, long time no see! Cute kids!Are you married now?"

Person B:"Eh, I'm a geographical single mom."

Geographical Single by Daisy Buchanon September 28, 2008

Geographical ADD 

The propensity to never be satisfied with the geographical location that one resides. One may reside in many diverse locations, yet the yearning for new sites burns deep within them.

Jessica has Geographical ADD. She has traveled to 30 different countries and she still doesn't want to settle down somewhere.

Geographical ADD by enacita October 18, 2012

geographical nepotism 

Also know as 'locational nepotism'. It's like nepotism, but for locations. Commonly occurs in professional settings where a boss will have a personal preference for a location based on personal relation to the location.

Example: The boss wants to have a meeting in a town, because it's close to their vacation home.

The boss picking that location is total geographical nepotism

geographical nepotism by Wakawaka98 December 18, 2023

Slut by geographical association 

When it is interpreted you lead a promiscuous lifestyle based on the suburb you reside.

Mitch: you are a slut. I have proof
Chris: how so?
Mitch: you live in an inner city suburb full of young single homosexuals.
Chris: i guess i am a Slut by geographical association

Slut by geographical association by GunsMcGee March 19, 2018

geographically illiterate 

a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.

Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate

geographically illiterate by Maves December 12, 2012

national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.

My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!

national geographic titties by CBianchi August 23, 2007

Geographic memory 

Similar to the more common photographic memory, but pertaining particularly to geographical detail. Someone with geographic memory is someone who always remembers how to get places without reference and can draw you a map on your napkin if you say please.

"Hey, that guy Jeremy certainly seems to know where he's going." "Yeah, man. He has a geographic memory."

Geographic memory by Goodly June 15, 2013