uri geller smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."

uri geller smeller by bromp March 19, 2008

geller-yeller 

the Geller-Family Newspaper.
Edited by Ross Geller

I will put this in the next Geller Yeller!

geller-yeller by moronicfuckup May 24, 2004

Uri Geller Smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."

Uri Geller Smeller by bromp March 19, 2008

uri geller 

A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.

As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".

Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.

Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,

Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol

Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that

uri geller by Illusionist November 22, 2007

Monica gellering 

The art of being your parents least favourite.

“Dude, my little brother gets everything he wants! And then I ask for a dollar and I get shouted at!”
“Bro, you’re totally Monica Gellering!”

Monica gellering by mondlerssmile August 11, 2019

Gellie 

A perjorative term for "Evangelical" or someone who speaks with Evangelical fervor, especially a member of the Evangelical Christian right in the United States. This relatively new slang term is sometimes used by non-Evangelical Christians, as well as non-believers, to denote a shallow or knee-jerk kind of religious thinking that promotes an "us vs. them" worldwiew.

"Gellie" or "Gelly" is derived from the third syllable of EvanGELical. The word can have both playful and offensive connotations. It is related to the word "Fundie" for fundamentalist.

"That new mega-church in Colorado Springs is full of hand-waving gellies."

Gellie by Peter Kobs June 20, 2008

Gellieman 

Greatest kid ever, pure genious, he should try for World Idol.

Gellieman is my hero!

Gellieman by Amer January 20, 2004