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Gaylord Smorgasbord 

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
Gaylord Smorgasbord by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
In abundance, A lot of
At Suzies birthday party there was Candy , Hotdogs and Icecream Galore
Galore by Jellyphant July 29, 2003

Gaylords Say No 

A time tested technique used to trick people into revealing that they are gay. It was famously used on Oscar Wilde into revealing that he was in fact a homosexual.
Rob: Hey did you see that tv show "Gaylords Say No"?

Scott: No.

Rob: Ah ha!!!

Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?

Oscar Wilde: No.

Judge: Take him away!!!!
Gaylords Say No by spektralx April 2, 2009

Pussy Galore 

1. Character from Ian Fleming's novel/movie, "Goldfinger";
2. the mouthwatering lesbian criminal mastermind James Bond converted into cock-craving slut;
3. Lead hooker in the fictional super slut team known as the "Cement Mixers"
Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming.

problems galore 

phrase use when the cons are far outweighing the pros in the current situation. generally said without much excitement backing it, as life is NOT going well. doubles as an exclamation as well as a plural noun (to have 'problems galore')
"oh crap, we just popped a tire, pull over!"
in the course of pulling over, another tire is popped, and the big gulp soda tips over, spilling in the drivers lap -
"problems galore dude - problems galore"
problems galore by matt gauck January 20, 2007
He was an exceptional basketball player - but he didn't join because he didn't want the name GAYLORD on the back of his jersey.