Garrison 

A mystical god-like man whose bodily fluids are said to be sweet and succulent. Rumor is consuming a cryogenically frozen pint of garrison semen will allow one to live with immunity.

Anonymous LPO: hey dude I heard Garrison has that sweet mecos.

Anonymous man: I'm going to have to order some but there's a waiting list on amazon as his mecos is a delicacy.

Garrison by thatoneguy642:) March 14, 2013

Harrisoned 

Inadvertently getting fucked over by someone you made plans with, who has no malicious intent.

Hey didn't you have plans with with Harrison today?

Yeah, but he canceled for a smash tournament.

Ha! You just got Harrisoned.

Harrisoned by omally September 18, 2016

Garrison White 

As close to perfect as you can get. perfect body, perfect hair, perfect eyes, everything. One who is insanely smart, and can pull off a v-neck sweater. also a state champion of some sort.

"did you see that guy?? he was a total Garrison White."

Garrison White by bahamamammmaa November 9, 2011

The Garrison 

slang for West Kingston, Jamaica

Mi come from The Garrison, dun know.

The Garrison by L0Y January 5, 2010

Gary Garrison 

The act of spray painting your balls gold and making your weiner look like a bamboo shoot, so that the elusive PANDA BEAR will come and nibble on it, while you read them poetry.

Dude, I totally did a Gary Garrison last night on your mother.

Gary Garrison by Big Panda Nate November 4, 2010

Evan Garrison

SWAG

Did you see that kid wit all the swag?!?!
yeah bro thats Evan Garrison

Evan Garrison by niggaBwyld September 15, 2011

"Garrison the conversation" 

To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."

Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."

(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)

Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."

(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)

Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".

"Garrison the conversation" by No One Has A Clue January 13, 2009