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Fromunda cheese 

The warm, slimy substance that grows on your coin purse when you dont shower for a while. Usually discovered by sliding your hand between your sack and thigh, has a smell that is incredibly disgusting, yet strangely addicting
Just in case I run into some hot chicks tonight, let me see if i got some fromunda cheese goin on... OH GOD ITS HORRIBLE, better take a shower
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Fromunda cheese 

(n,adj.,prep.) Chunky, thick, mal-odorous, peanutbutter like substance eminating "from under" the coin purse. Due to lack of personal hygiene. Ori: "from under" the scrotum
Guy 1: What is the flavor in this sandwich...is that the tangy zip of miracle whip?

Guy 2: Nah it's fromunda cheese!

Guy 1: Is that the fancy stuff from France?

Guy 2: I'm sure it's available in France.
Fromunda cheese by Pablo T March 27, 2009

Fromunda Cheese 

Cheese from under your nuts. Usually with a distinctive smell.
Fromunda Cheese by cheese nuts July 29, 2009

fromunda wig 

The wig is achieved by cutting off one's pubic hair and carefully super-gluing it to a sleeping friend's face in a pattern resembling facial hair. The best candidates for the wig are heavy sleepers or passed-out drunkards. Common hair styles include: the "western-stache", the "Hitler", the "Dom Deluise", and the "Norris" After the wig is applied, photographic evidence of the occurance is preferable. Desirable results include: the victim crying upon awakening, the victim not speaking to you for a period of 3-6 months, or a sudden rash around the victims mouth due to pubic lice or crabs. It is also advised to email the pictures to everyone that you know.
Andy can't grow his own beard. So, when he passed-out after the party we gave him a darling fromunda wig.
fromunda wig by The Shmammer January 25, 2008

Fromunda Cheese 

The residue and/or mud-like substance found in, under, and around the male genetalia as a result from neglect and uncleanliness.
guy 1 "ugh, what's that smell?"
Webster "that's fromunda cheese."
guy 1 "what the hell is fromunda cheese? where do you find that?"
Webster "FROMUNDA YA BALLZ!"
Fromunda Cheese by mawz February 26, 2003

Fromunda Face 

A selfie taken from under your chin. The extreme low angle distorts ones face enabling the perfect ugly picture to send to your best friend via snapchat, text message, etc.
Ashley: Wow your face is so ugly
Brittany: yas bitch, that's my fromunda face
Fromunda Face by piano November 13, 2014

fromunda cheese 

Viscous liquid or paste which can be scraped from under the forskin or applebag and emits an ordor similar to that of the asshole of a rotting carcas. The substance is good for wiping on fellow varsity football players and lubricating door hinges.
Last years Two-a-days were so hot it allowed us to produce and package over 62 gallons of fromunda cheese.
fromunda cheese by Chickenmanty December 8, 2003