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Fritzing 

When you drive home drunk or high
Can you drive?” “I’m just fritzing home.”
Fritzing by Darkhoursday April 28, 2020
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Fizzling Kevin 

A "fizzling" type 6 bowel movement (per the Bristol Stool Scale). Has the potential to clog toilets due to excessive use of toilet paper.
A man left a Fizzling Kevin behind in the public restroom. No one was happy.
Fizzling Kevin by Saggy2 November 10, 2009

fritzing out

(phrasal verb) When you're "fritzing out" you're losing your grip on objective reality and paranoia is kicking in. You think others are plotting against you and so you take decisive action them thereby increasing the likelihood that people really are plotting to get rid of you because you're insane.
Trump is totally fritzing out. He thinks that the people closest to him are secretly plotting against him. That's why he fired James Comey and Sean Spicer and is tweeting against Jeff Sessions.
fritzing out by Shiboleth July 31, 2017

Fruitalingus 

Oral stimulation of the outer rim of a fruit cup.
Seth, stop giving those fucking peaches fruitalingus.
Fruitalingus by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006
Casually dating/hooking up with a fratboy for a long extended period of time. Never includes real dates, real food, but always lots of alcohol. And you're ok with it.
"so babykid from (insert frat name here) texted me again last night. this is the longest fratfling of my life!"
fratfling by ms. puma April 6, 2010

Fizzling. 

The feeling at the base of a penis just before ejaculation.
A sure way to know that
a) You've done your job and its about to be over
OR
b) You know you have time to escape the juices of love.
Sarah was blue in the face after giving head for four hours, when at last she felt the fizzling. She knew her work was almost done. She took one last gasp for air and sprinted to the fizzle line.
Fizzling. by Badger501 March 28, 2009