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freshly squeezed

man juice; semen; can be used as a noun or a verb
"He just freshly squeezed all over me last night!"
or
"Pump that freshly squeezed bitch!"
freshly squeezed by dtf in oc December 27, 2008

Freshly brewed pot of win 

A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.

Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?
Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?

Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.

freshly toasted

being nicely fucked up directly after blazing your ass off
dean: hey man, why u late for class?

me: cus man, im freshly toasted

dean: o...ok, good talk
freshly toasted by o'deezy May 18, 2006

Freshly Spanked 

Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.
"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"

Freshly Spanked 

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.
Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!
Freshly Spanked by GhostShadow August 5, 2010

freshly suggarred 

The physiological response to a very recent orgasm. sweating, heavy breathing
The glazed over look (After glow) of being thoroughly and very recently fucked well into a happy ending. The content and satisfied appearance one gets following an orgasm
1) She must have just got some because she looks freshly suggarred.

2) She has the feshly suggarred look of a woman in love.
freshly suggarred by kokonuts September 1, 2009