cubicle foetus 

n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.

Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.

cubicle foetus by Seb13 February 4, 2009

Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls 

The act of eating a womans embryo without permission serving it with spaghetti and tomato sauce, in ball form, in an effort to recreate the authentic Italian dish

Last night my wife and I recreated the scene from Lady and the Tramp with Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls, it was iconic

Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls by fetus-queen November 2, 2019

Fetus Deletus 

The second most powerful harry potter spell, see Beatus Meatus

GODDAMN IT HARRY STOP PERFORMING ABORTIONS AT SCHOOL
YOU CANT STOP ME FETUS DELETUS!

Fetus Deletus by Xx_SW3G_L33T_PL4Y3R_xX March 2, 2018

Troll Fetus 

A troll Fetus is an absolute abomination of a creation. It can be a person, place, or thing

It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.

Guy 1: Bro that girl looked like a troll fetus!

Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!

Troll Fetus by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

fetus deletus 

the wizarding world's preferred way of abortion

"Harry, about last night.... i'm pregnant"
"fetus deletus"

fetus deletus by PobodyisNerfect July 10, 2014

Jar of Aborted Fetuses 

A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.

Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”

Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”

Jar of Aborted Fetuses by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019

Fire fetus 

This is a military troop who has an inappropriate, severe anxiety reaction under fire and goes into a fetal position!

Digby get more ammo, sorry sarge, he is a fire fetus again!

Fire fetus by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021