fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Kid named Finger 

Kid named finger is the alter ego of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad

He’s a meme at this point

Kid named finger has a condition where he looks younger as he ages and looks very old as a child.

Kid named Finger by Randomshit_69 August 19, 2022

mister finger 

When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.

I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.

mister finger by jb72 May 30, 2013

ring finger 

The 4th finger, between the middle finger & the pinky finger. On the right hand, it's where an engagement ring is worn. On the left hand it's where the wedding ring is worn.

Supposedly there's a vein from the ring finger directly to the heart! Hence that's where engagement & wedding rings are worn.

ring finger by Starchylde June 6, 2016

Fingerbangitis 

This is the result of over drinking and over fingering. After a long period of fingering the vagina, the fingers and wrist get sore and swollen. Should heal in 3-5 days.

Dude, I fingerbanged this chick so long last night I got fingerbangitis.

Fingerbangitis by I am Wolf June 23, 2014

got my finger on the trigger 

This means you are getting ready to make a bold, dramatic move!

Oh, l got my finger on the trigger, l'm lightning on my guns

got my finger on the trigger by I, Wreckerrr September 7, 2020

short-fingered vulgarian 

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

short-fingered vulgarian by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019