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Fletching 

Fletching can mean a man eating his own semen out of the anus of his male or female partner, or it can mean a man eating his own semen out of the vagina of his female partner.
Straight man: Do you ever do fletching with your guy?
Gay man: No, it's too gross for me. Do you ever do it with your girl?
Straight man: Her ass? No. Her twat? All the time!
Fletching by chocolate box May 2, 2006
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flettering 

to fill in the space of a closed alphabet letter (Aa, Bb, Dd, e, g, Oo, Pp, Qq, R) with a pencil or pen
I was so bored in English I started flettering in the textbook
flettering by DurkNation November 17, 2009

Danish Fletching 

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.
Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!

fletching 

When a guy cums in a girl or guys asshole then licks out the cum and eats it!
Matt fucked Zac up the ass then fletched.
fletching by PTakamoo October 11, 2003

fletcherize 

1) is a word of favoring a certain person even if the person is not up to that level of appreciation;
2) an act of overrating a person.

It is typically used in Carrington football training ground in Manchester as Alex Ferguson favoring Darren Fletcher ahead of more quality midfielders.
A: Look, that young lad looks promising.
B: Nah, he can't dribble, he can't shoot, he is just fletcherized by the manager.
fletcherize by benskp December 11, 2010

fletching 

When you tie a string around a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and let it crawl around in your rectum. Usually performed by gay men.
Those men were fletching with my gerbil!
fletching by Joo February 9, 2004

Fletching 

Falling asleep at our desk in just the correct upright position so that no one really knows you're taking a snooze on the clock.
"Oh boy, hope the boss doesn't catch the G-man fletching at his desk again!"
Fletching by Gee Monayy August 30, 2009