Ocular Rectal Fistula 

Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything

Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.

Ocular Rectal Fistula by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

fistblast 

The art of jamming an entire fist into an orifice, usually a vagina or asshole. When performed correctly, the "fistblaster" should be elbow-deep in the "fistblastee". While inside the orifice the fist should be shaken in a dice rolling motion, but more violently, with the purpose of inducing orgasm and shaking out any loose change and/or any other objects such as a lost and forgotten tampon.

When I see Superman fly fist first, I always think he must be on his way to fistblast Lois Lane. That whore can really take a pounding.

fistblast by wordman55 August 26, 2012

fistular intercourse

a.k.a. fist fuck.
1) To insert a fist into a bodily orfice in a sexual manner.
2) to beat the crap out of using your fists.

1) She was a freak for large objects,so Petie gave her some fistular intercourse.
2)When John puked on her shoes, Wanda performed fistular intercourse upon his nasal passages.

fistular intercourse by pappapittmudman January 28, 2005

fistulas 

when someone sticks a fist in your rectum, then, when puss starts coming out of your anus, you now have crohns deasese. consult a doctor for further instructions

dude i got Fistulas last night.

fistulas by Fry-Guy June 20, 2010

preambled fistclasp

The act of bringing your right fist into your left palm and, then, clasping them together close to one's chest, which makes a distinct slapping sound. This is most commonly done before the performer begins to tell an interesting story to his or her friends. The slapping sound also acts as a way to obtain the audience's full attention. Preambled fistclasps, for unknown reasons, usually occur when a male chooses to talk to his male friends about a female, or "bitch".

*preambled fistclasp* "So, dude, I was talking to this bitch..."

*preambled fistclasp* "Yo, broham, I ended up hooking up with that bitch last Saturday!"

preambled fistclasp by Stormy Weathers January 24, 2011

Fistubate 

Shoving thy fist into thy no'no regions hard and fast.

When I fistubate with myself, I always walk away sore yet complete.

I caught Sally fistubating earlier, and now here knuckles smell repulsive.

Why do Republicans fistubate to each other all of the time. It must get very cyclical watching each other ram fists up their dirty ass's and vagina's all day.

Fistubate by Distributed February 23, 2009

FistSlap 

A punch you idiot

I FistSlapped him. I gave him a black eye!

FistSlap by Rikirikardo August 13, 2008