fick or ficking hell

polite way of saying fuck, if you dont wanna sound like sum commmon tart

"oh fick, i cant believe that"
"ficking hell, im gonna be late"

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booty ficking

Flicking a hole (usually anal) aggressively

Billy : Did you boot fick Britney?
Dave : Yeah, got my two fingers in there and everything, it was the best booty ficking.

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It is the broken English way of saying "I'm such a Fucking Idiot!" by a South American man.

Victor realized that he was So Fucking Idiot when he spent all his money at the Casino.

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No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.

Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!

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Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long

if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

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What you say when someone named Warren does literally anything.

"How hard is it to lock the door? Fucking Warren."
"It was fucking Warren that did that!"
"Fucking Warren didn't wash his dishes."

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An imbecile beyond belief, to stupid to do everything and anything.

OMG some fucking twit put an unopened can of ravioli in the microwave and turned it on.

fucking twit by jpg3 November 7, 2011

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