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Fermented Love 

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.
you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!
Fermented Love by Atticusx July 16, 2009

Fermenting 

Someone who sits on a couch for far too long is fermenting, and should generally be beaten to a pulp and stuffed into a bottle with brewers yeast for two weeks. This creates an incredibly potent and mind numbing alcohol... Goes great with twice baked potatoes.
dude, Wesley, you just watched an entire effing season of LOST in one sitting...you're fermenting!
Fermenting by ChristinaWHILES July 28, 2010

fermentation

(v) the act of depriving a substance of oxygen while it goes through cell respiration. Several things can come of fermentation,lactic acid in an animal cell and ethanol (alcohol) in a plant cell. In certain plant cells such as grain and grapes adding yeast during the fermentation process can cause it to create desirable alcohol such as wine and different types of hard alcohol or beer. It should be noted that drinking alcohol from grain plain is not practical and it must be added to a substance to create an edible drink e.g. vodka
The fermentation of grapes result in wine.
fermentation by chodey mcchode April 25, 2006

frimental 

Frimentalship is a relationship between two people that are friends who have a mental start to it by going through a bad situation romantically and start out having a sexual relationship but then grows into a relationship like no other that exceeds all love on any level it is friends in love with mentalness. Never dull or boring always an adventure.
Dawn: I am in a frimentalship with Barry

Kate: Your joking...I’m so jealous!
frimental by Sparkynoodle May 2, 2018

Foreskin Fermenter 

When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.
I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.

Figmental 

An item that is a figment of your imagination is by default 'Figmental' also meaning 'Imaginary'.
"Oh look, there's that Figmental Monkey again."
Figmental by Cavemark July 31, 2007