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fat dick parade 

Three guys, who have dicks that are equally thick as they are long, ramming their cocks into the mouth/vagina/asshole of one woman, simultaneously, while watching the Macy's Day Parade.
"Yo! Bryan, Chris, and I ran a fat dick parade on ya motha last night, while watching the Macy's Day Parade on Tivo!"

Fat Dick Spirit 

To have "Fat Dick Spirit" is to have Big Dick Energy, only it's far better. You can receive no higher honor than someone describing you as having Fat Dick Spirit.
- "YO!! Look at that dude he has such a Fat Dick Spirit! He doesn't give a fuck."
- "Woah you're right i wish my dick spirit was that fat..."
- "Yeah man, you can tell he's a baller."
Fat Dick Spirit by 69MeatMyBeat69 November 22, 2019

Fat Dick Boy Called Eric 

The best geezer in the world (factually)
"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."

suck a fat dick 

suck a fat dick a nastier way to tell someone to suck a fat one or fuck off
my ex girlfriend accused me of cheating on her i told her to suck a fat dick
suck a fat dick by bluebear August 28, 2021

Big fat dick

A male’s genital. It’s known as the penis or dick or cock or dildo or sex toy or vibration device or ass fuck or rimjob or your shlong or a pleasure device or Moaning device or pecker.
Hey girl, wanna see my 6.5 inch pecker? Hey homie, wanna see my giant gargantuas cock? Hey daddy, suck this big fat dick which is long and hard.. hey hot girl, my cock can be used as an anal fucking device in your big ass hole. Hey can I suck your long killer cock? Your monster cock is so big inside me. I can’t take it, it’s so big.

eat a fat dick 

Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor.
"Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!