falsinator 

One who makes a habit of uttering numerous falsities. An individual becomes a true falsinator after a tirade of false statements.

My girlfriend is such a falsinator. Just last night she was going on and on about how lame I was in the sack. It was a tirade of falseness, therefore I deem her a falsinator. Or is she correct? And this tirade that was intended to prove her falseness makes myself the true and only falsinator. Oh cruel fate...doh!

falsinator by The D.O.B. June 22, 2006

Fascinator 

A concoction of feathers, lace, random dead birds (possibly other types of roadkill) stuck to some trollops head. Usually seen most at horse racing events.

I was too stingy to buy a proper hat, so instead I have this fascinator!

Fascinator by haichdee November 1, 2010

Farminator 

A merging of a Wendy's Junior Bacon Cheeseburger and a Wendy's Crispy Chicken Sandwich. The top bun of the Crispy Chicken Sandwich is removed, and the rest of the Crispy Chicken Sandwich is placed on the bottom of the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, making the burger resemble a Big Mac.

Can also be done with a Wendy's Bacon Deluxe and a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich, resulting in the Farminator Omega.

Tag line: If it's in the Barn, it's in the Burger.

I had a Farminator at Wendy's and it was awesome.

Farminator by [SmD]Frylock May 2, 2010

Fartilator 

A rubber hose that is inserted into one's anus providing for the automatic passing of gas... SILENTLY.

Thanks for loaning me your FARTILATOR last night for the awards banquet. I was totally silent and no one knew it was me causing the awful smell in the room.

Fartilator by King of Fun October 1, 2019

Forkinator 

A person who attacks a person or object with at least 1 fork.

Phil : "wtf faggot stop stabbing me with a fork"
Bob : "Owned!"
Phil : "fuck you forkinator"

Forkinator by TheForkinator December 23, 2008

Fartinate 

That strange feeling when having an abnormally lengthy piddle when from nowhere a torrent of farts emanate from the anus.

Max: When I was having a slash a minute ago I'm sure I fartinated. Have you ever done that?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?

Fartinate by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 3, 2008

FERMINATOR 

A Virgin, Someone who has never had sex, Or Someone who says they always have sex but you are a 100% sure they are lying.

Bro... Jerry said he was with 2 chicks yesterday. Wtf Nah dude hes the ferminator he's never been laid.

That guys a virgin fo sho. Dont say that outloud he's a ferminator.

FERMINATOR by ANGEEZY January 11, 2009