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everlasting boner by BigBlackClock6969 November 4, 2015
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everlasting cumm stopper
A promiscuous girl that takes on many partners in short periods of time. A deep vagina with seemingly no bottom. Ability for deep insertion.
everlasting cumm stopper by guda getta November 11, 2015
Everlasting gummy worm
Permanent flaccid penis secondary to to much alcohol and cocaine ingestion. A state on being past whiskey dick.
Brad thought he was going to score, but then realized the whole night he had been carrying an Everlasting gummy worm. He then preceded to console her and tell her that it might be small but at least it's skinny.
Everlasting gummy worm by Titrsbco June 13, 2011
Everlasting Jobstopper
1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker
2.)J.B. Pritzker
I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.
Everlasting Jobstopper by PissedOffIllinoisan May 21, 2020
Everlasting Gobbstopper
an extremely satisfying sexual action.
1) place your penis in a girls mouth
2) right before you climax shove it in as far as it goes.
3) as you are doing this, pinch her nose so that she has to draw breath in through her mouth and from around your penis.
4) listen to the sound as she chokes and gurgles.
5)thrust into the back of her throat until she throws uo all over your groin.
6) now listen as she struggles for breath with your penis still in her mouth, tasting her own puke.
congratulations you have completed a successful everlasting gobbstopper.
1) place your penis in a girls mouth
2) right before you climax shove it in as far as it goes.
3) as you are doing this, pinch her nose so that she has to draw breath in through her mouth and from around your penis.
4) listen to the sound as she chokes and gurgles.
5)thrust into the back of her throat until she throws uo all over your groin.
6) now listen as she struggles for breath with your penis still in her mouth, tasting her own puke.
congratulations you have completed a successful everlasting gobbstopper.
golly gee!! i did an everlasting gobbstopper on my girlfriend last night and her mom yelled at me cause she had to clean up!!!
Everlasting Gobbstopper by Broffir March 31, 2008
everlasting jobstopper
a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
everlasting jobstopper by jpatt April 9, 2007
everlasting yay
everlasting yay by that gangsta bih April 4, 2008